Meezer Rules Wednesday

Hi everyone! Its Latte here filing in for Sammy & Miles this week. This means I get to give two rules. Gee, a meezer doesn't have more than one rule to live by do we?

My rule this week is that while as meezers we are centered around ourselves, sometimes we can be giving and help out friends and the joy you receive is better than any toy.

Miles has a rule about taking care that kittens don't over indulge at parties on nip.

Cheysuli has a rule on what you do when people encroach on your territory.

Chairman Mao has a rule about color coordinating and he's an expert!

Krasota Castle Cats have a rule about nursing with a friend.

Scout gives some dating advice.

Tiki & Tavi advise you on sampling.

Our very own Meezer Bun Fiona has a rule about doing things on HER time.

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Hello everyone! Wow, it's Wednesday again!! Time for more Meezer Rules! I am just so happy that Meezer Rule Wednesday is such a success. It's so much fun to read everyone's rules and apply them in our lives.

My rule for today is very very important:
Whapping a sick human is NEVER a good idea. It will get you banned from the couch for the afternoon.

Please leave your link or a comment. As the Meezer Mom is sick, we may be somewhat slow in updating today.

Latte has an awsome rule for snagging treats

Chey has a great rule about asking for help. Go see her and offer some advice to her mom if you can. They need our support for Georgia.

Merlin has a rule about sharing toys. Really? I've never tried that. See, you learn useful things on Meezer Rule Wednesday

The lovely Meezer Bun Fiona reminds us to give thanks for the foods!

over at Krasota Castle one of the gorgeous babies has a great rule about owning everything

Tamra Maew has an awsome rule about aliens!

Tiki and Tavi are using their rules to train their mom to leave out the heating pads!

Yao-lin has a great rule about whapping!! My favorite subject (well, besides Aliens)

The gang at Cat Crossings has a great rule about agility! and a picture of a WHOLE bunch of wires that I would like to play with and put the bitey on

Caroline has a rule for her brother Willam!

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Greetings fellow meezers!!! Last Meezer Rule Wednesday was an awsome success! We had the highest number of rules ever! Just remember, that the more rules we have, the faster we will gain total werld domination.

My rule for this week is as follows

when your human is late in leaving the house, always hide for head count time so that he or she has to run wild through the house to find you. when they give up, make sure that you are already sitting in the middle of the hall or by the door so that they feel like an idiot for missing you the first time.

Please leave a comment or a link!!

The Right Hand of Bast has a rule about corporate media

The Meezer Bun believes in post meal rubdowns

My brother, "the little freak" has a rule about the use of teeth

The Russian Blue Meezers have confiscated the mail at Krasota Castle

Latte is hunting bed monsters

Tavi has an interesting rule about the dreaded PTU.

Merlin has a wonderful rule about getting a spot on the human's lap

Tara has a great rule about fev-vers (the kind that live in your backyard)

Scout has a wonderful rule about training the humans

Yao-lin has a rule about kid bean interlopers

Napoleon has a rule about the 3am scream

Castor and Pollux say when the going gets tough, you might haf to get cookin

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Good Morning fellow Meezers (and Meezer Buns, and honorary Russian Blue Meezers!). I hope all of your are well today. I hope to see an active Meezer Rule Wednesday today as well!

To kick things off, here is my rule for the day:

Sticking your paw in a human's mouth while they are sleeping may be fun, but be careful, it could get stuck in there.

Please leave a link or a comment and I will update during the day.

Miles has a rule about counting coins.

Latte reminds us to never admit defeat

Chey has TWO Meezer Rules!!

Sometimes you gotta go....... where everybody knows your name, or to Krasota Castle

Poor Tara reminds us to love our dads too, because they're awsome

Baby Merlin our gorgeous Meezer Sphynx, has a rule about controlling your humans AND behavior at the v-e-t.

Fiona says: It's good to be the Meezer Bun

Chairman Mao advises us on how to maximize cuddling time

Tiki and Tavi also have a great rule about cuddling (wif WOOFIES!)

Scout reminds us it's our right to do as we please.

Yao-lin is having a bunny kicking good time with his rule

While is brother Baby Mao reminds not to get distracted. oooo fev-ver wand!

Caroline is mad at mom for being late with her rule. It's ok Caroline. Some mom's just can't tell time.

Maxie has a rule about excelling in a chosen field. He's a meter-ologist!

Pollux has a meme today!

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Happy Meezer Rule Wednesday!

Sammy Meezer here again, your host for Meezer Rule Wednesday
Along with our regular rules this week, I am putting up a link to the Meezerosity test. Some of you may haf taken this test, others might not haf. I think it would be a fun thing if we all took it and posted our results in the comments (and if you don't mind, I would like to post them with your Meezer Rule Recap!

Oh, and here is my rule for today:

when your beans make that weird snorking noise in the middle of the night, make shur that they are ok by shoving your head as far into their mouths as you can.

Ok, have fun with the Meezerosity test!! I scored 9.7

Over at Casa Meezer, Miles has a video rule. or maybe just a rule and a video. Oh and Miles scored 9.1

Our wonderful friend Chairman Mao has a rule about sisfurs and pillows. Mao Mao scored 7.8, which is great because he doesn't haf a temper!

Poor Kavan had a rough day yesterday and ended up hoo-ha-less!! He discovered the great rule about demanding things after such an operation.

Our good friend Mao scored 8.5 on the test!! Great job!!
Toby, our wonderful snowshoe Meezer buddy, has a great rule about resting accomodations. He also scored 7.7 on the test - wonderful!!

The lovely Casey, our resident Meezer Diva, has a great rule about showing annoyance! She scored 7.9 on the test. We agree Casey, they should remove the part about temper (but then our scores would go down, Miles and I akshually do haf tempers).

Lux's sister Ninna scored a 7.9 - welcome to Meezerdom Ninna!!

We have a wonderful new Meezer friend Pyewacket, she's from The Land Down Under!! She left 2 rules in the comments - one about pouncing and the other about how to claim the beans food. Welcome to Simply Siamese Pyewacket! You have been added to our sidebar. Make shur to check us out on Meezer Mondays as well!

Latte scored 7.5 on the test (way to go!) and he has a great rule about looking cute - and boy does he look cute!!

Honorary Meezers, our Russian Blue friends at Krasota Castle have a rule about sleeping cats

Storm sweetie, even though you got a 6.8, you is NOT a mongrel or anything like that - you is true and pure Meezer wonderfulness.

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Good Morning everycat!! Happy Meezer Rule Wednesday!!

Sammy Meezer here to guide you through another week of wonderful rules designed to help us gain Total World Domination.

To start us out, here is my rule for today:

If you are going to engage in a day full of whapping, make sure you check the mood of the humans before you start. For some reason, if they're crabilated before you start, they will be more crabilated at the end of the day.

Remember to leave a comment so that we can add you to the roll!!

Little Brother Miles has a great rule about eyes
Birthday Girl, the beautiful Princess Tara has a rule about self-promotion, always a good thing
Chairman Mao has 5, yes 5, rules about NIP!!! woo hoo!
Fearless Leader Latte also has a great rule about using your eyes!
Junior, our handsome flame point friend has a great rule about protecting the beans
Baby Mao has a wonderful rule about avoiding photographic evidence!
The lovely Caroline also has a rule about Meezer Eye

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Happy Meezer Rule Wednesday efurrycat! I'm Sammy Meezer your host for this wonderful day of the week. It make take a while today to update all the great links, as our mommy has decided that she needs to leave the house to werk today. This lead me to my rule for today:

When your mommy will be gone most of the day for werk, make shur that you sit your booty on the remote for the TiVo and make shur you turn off the receiver so that her shows will not record properly. This will ultimately lead to more one on one cuddling time as she will not be distracted by the talking picture box.

Please leave a comment and I will update as soon as I can today!

Junior gives us one of the most important rules ever!
Presidential Candidate Chey tells us about the importance of being worshipped
Princess Tara reminds us all of the importance of not scarfing foods
Toby the Snowshoe Meezer shows us how to help ourselves
My brother Miles tells us all about revenge.
Latte has a rule about annoying others
Dino takes over from Egypt this week and shares a lesson in teaching the youngsters
Caroline reminds us all how important the truth is.

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Greetings once again everycat. Sammy Meezer here! It's Meezer Rule Wednesday once again! We Meezers need to keep the rules coming so that Total World Domination can quickly come to pass.

Here is my rule for Meezer Rule Wednesday:

When you make something go BANG in the middle of the night, make sure that you quietly get back into bed so that your brother gets blamed.

Everycat, please keep Gemini in your thoughts, as of this posting at 11pm on Tuesday, she was still missing. We are here for you Chey, we hope that Gemini comes home soon.**UPDATE** This is Latte here, and Gemini is home!!! She came home around 2am and was very thrilled to see her mom and Cheysuli!

Please leave your links in the comments so that we can post your rules!

Casey, the beautiful Meezer Diva, tells us all how to deal with beans that leave.

Chairman Mao does not have a rule up on his blog, but did comment: I guess my Meezer Rule would hafta be PAWTAY ON, DUDES and DUDETTES cuz today's my sistur Brainball's Gotcha Day!

Simply Siamese Founder Latte has an excellent rule about love

Princess Tara has a great rule about Aunty's Biotiks.

Our friend Toby has great advice about personal hygiene

Meezer Rule Wednesday Originator, the lovely Egypt, gives great advice on where to position yourself in the house for optimal attention.

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Happy Meezer Rule Wednesday efurryone! Sammy Meezer here again for anofurr exciting and informative round of Meezer Rules!! As always, leave us a comment and we will add you to the list!

Here is MY rule for today:

When you leave a room, always scream at the top of your lungs when you get to where you are going. This serves two purposes, to let the humans know where you are, and to make them nuts and shout back "you were the one who left the room, if you're lonely come back". This is always great fun.

The charming and handsome Chairman Mao demonstrates how to show off your blue eyes.

Casey, that gorgeous girl, gives us good advice on proper facial expressions

The beautiful Tara has a great rule about contest posts! Furry impawtant stuff!

One of our new furriends, the handsome Snowshoe Meezer Toby has an excellent rule about strange beasts.

A Very Happy Blogaversary to the Simply Siamese Founder, our fearless leader Latte, who has great advice on celebrations!

Junior gives great direction on how to speed the beans up when they're feeding us.

The totally nipped out and hysterical Kimo tells us about sharing the nippity nip nip nip.

HRH Yao-Lin reminds us of the importance of blame, while his younger brother Baby Mao tells us how to get the laundry done.

Over at Egypt's place, purrfday kitties and honorary Meezers for the Day Maxie, Tuxie and Midnight offer their rule on furniture occupation.

The lovely and Queenly Caroline shows who is in charge of toy distribution at her house. (I don't know if William will agree though).

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Hi, it's me, your Meezer Rules Wednesday host Sammy Meezer.

I hope that you all have come up with some wonderful rules for today! We must post as many rules as we can to so that we can quickly achieve our goal of Total World Domination and fix everything that the beans have messed up.

Leave us a comment and we will link to your post!

To get you all started here is a rule for today:

When your human is sleeping too soundly and making those awful noises that wake you up, laying across their face will always quiet them down so that you can get back to sleep.

Over at Junior's house, he has done an excellent job in getting his Meowm up to feed him

Miss Casey gives us all a lesson in the fine art of bathing

Toby (with help from his bud Jazzpur) has 2 rules about getting fed

Poet Chairman Mao tells us how to deal with hissy sisfurs

Latte tells us about the old adage "if you want something done right, do it yourself"

Mommy-to-be Stella tells us how to get your deserved and desired lap time

Yao-Lin reminds us all of the evils that can happen if we are not alert

Baby Mao tells us all that we should be sensitive.

Egypt and the gang at Cat Crosssings give us good advice on how to get the humans to do your bidding so that you can rest.

Meezer Rule Wednesday by Sammy Meezer

Happy 4th of July efurryone!!

I do not have a Meezer Rule posted on my blog today - we are dedicating the day to our Founding Fathers.

However, if you have a Meezer Rule leave a comment and we will feature it.

Here is a 4th of July Meezer Rule from Me - Sammy Meezer:

When the noisy things go off tonight RUN and hide under the bed. You can still plot Total World Domination from under the bed.

Dino and Egypt have a rule about dealing with your siblings

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Ok efurry cat, it's time for Meezer Rule Wednesday. Don't forget the Rules ( by Meezer Rule Originator Egypt!)

1-First, keep it fun and original with the focus on fun.

2-Second, meezers need to use their thinking caps when writing about the rules they employ in their households.

3-Third, have a picture to go with a rule if one exists (no need to take one)


My rule for Meezer Rule Wednesday:

When your bean is frantically running around the house looking for you, make shur that you move to as many hiding places as you can, ending up in the ferst place that she looked, and give her the "what? I've been here all along, I can't help it if you're blind" look

Sammy Meezer

Chairman Mao puts the evil coffee stirrers to death

Kimo instructs us on what to do when locked out of the bedroom

Latte teaches us all what to do when we find ourselves in an odd place

Misguided Miles first tells us how to mess up a blood test, but then gets it right with a rule on how get what you want on your foo-ton.

Marie tells us all about furriends

Kaia warns us all about pregnant sisters in her rule

Baby Mao tells us how to keep your mum and dad busy.

Over at the lovely Egypt's house, it's always important too..........

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Hello Efurrycat! Sammy Meezer here wif some exciting news!!

Meezer Rule Wednesday was started by the lovely Egypt from Cat Crossings (sometimes with historical input from the beautiful Pebbles.)
Caroline, the lovely Meezer sisfur of William of Mass Destruction also participates.

The idea is simple: Since the Meezer Motto is Total World Domination (if you don't believe me, check out The Siamese Internet Cat Club) we Meezers need to post the rules for all other Meezers to follow to achieve our goal.

For example, MY rule for today is to bunny kick the stuffing out of your brofurr if he starts to think he's a sooper-hero.

So, think about participating in a future Meezer Rule Wednesday and then starting next week, come and add your link to the Meezer Rule Post.

Remember, the more rules we can get out there for efurryone to follow, the sooner we will achieve Total World Domination!

A big thanks to Casey for her first Meezer Rule post!! (and the AWSOME cattitude pikshur)

Update from Latte: The orginal creator of Meezer Rules Wednesday (Dino & Egypt) e-mailed us with the rules for Meezer Rules Wednesday


1-First, keep it fun and original with the focus on fun.
2-Second, meezers need to use their thinking caps when writing about the rules they employ in their households.
3-Third, have a picture to go with a rule if one exists (no need to take one